Keaton has been busy making mischief this summer, even though our summer has only consisted of a few days thus far. Yesterday, he managed to steal my Maybeline colossal volume express WATERPROOF mascara and painted himself and my bedroom carpet with it. While I know this will be a hilarious story to tell his future wife, I didn't find the situation humorous when I discovered the mess or when I was shelling out $75 to Carpet Savers to remove the mascara from my carpet. Later in the day after my blood pressure had returned to normal, McLain and I discussed his brother's latest destruction, and we decided that we should write a book together. It would be titled Keaton's Chaos, and each chapter would be about a different mess Keaton has got himself into. Until the book is written and hits the best seller list, here is my visual inspiration for my book.
